Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
show up to your funeral like
these types of things are my favorite
- This is the best shit I have ever seen.
Wow. Just look at that costume change. Whomever is the designer, so much respect.
Is this Hunger Games
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two